Tesseus (tesseus)

Race #17

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Official speed 94.88 wpm (63.11 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 1, 2018 8:00:25am UTC
Race Finish December 1, 2018 8:01:28am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. bi1238 (79.88 wpm)
4. gammoron (74.91 wpm)
5. buasch (74.77 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 147.07
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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.