Device (device46)

Race #1696

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Official speed 62.22 wpm (72.32 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 10, 2018 2:53:35am UTC
Race Finish November 10, 2018 2:54:48am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. leofuller (76.98 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 76.74
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.