View Pit Stop page for race #1691 by two_d — Ghost race
| Official speed | 79.82 wpm (52.77 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | December 4, 2010 5:54:24pm UTC |
| Race Finish | December 4, 2010 5:55:16pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 3) |
| Opponents |
1. johnbonham (101.43 wpm) |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |