Zockie (zockie)

Race #1690

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Official speed 68.19 wpm (71.10 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 7, 2019 3:34:21pm UTC
Race Finish March 7, 2019 3:35:32pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. zfar4 (91.64 wpm)
2. ken25 (73.24 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 81.83
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...