stegmarb (stegmarb)

Race #169

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Official speed 49.35 wpm (91.19 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 4, 2018 9:21:56am UTC
Race Finish May 4, 2018 9:23:28am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. dipu111 (55.17 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 60.87
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.