Juan (unbilivavl)

Race #1689

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Official speed 71.45 wpm (85.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 29, 2020 7:13:17pm UTC
Race Finish September 29, 2020 7:14:42pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. stevestupidface (95.64 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 114.32
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We generally concur that "men" such as a cow, a turkey, a frog, and a fish all possess some spark of consciousness, some kind of primitive "soul" but by God, it's a good deal smaller than ours is - and that, no more and no less, is why we "men" feel that we have the perfect right to extinguish the dim lights in the heads of these fractionally-souled beasts and to gobble down their once warm and wiggling, now chilled and stilled protoplasm with limitless gusto, and not feel a trace of guilt while doing so.