ava (lowmoya_dvorak)

Race #1679

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Official speed 94.76 wpm (51.79 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 20, 2022 2:18:01am UTC
Race Finish April 20, 2022 2:18:52am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. dwarfhunter (125.58 wpm)
4. zethrian (92.42 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 116.87
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.