Che (che247)

Race #166

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Official speed 80.78 wpm (55.71 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 17, 2020 3:48:57pm UTC
Race Finish April 17, 2020 3:49:53pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. kosoyman (69.81 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 99.63
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.