stijn (stimixer)

Race #1656

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Official speed 91.98 wpm (48.92 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 11, 2019 11:56:29am UTC
Race Finish December 11, 2019 11:57:18am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. ilw8 (72.86 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 113.45
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.