Jedidiah (puisanberg)

Race #1646

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Official speed 95.96 wpm (50.52 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 6, 2019 4:04:02pm UTC
Race Finish June 6, 2019 4:04:53pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. iamtyga29 (100.95 wpm)
3. mellowaf (97.44 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 115.15
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...