Jeff (mrblurbyyt)

Race #1635

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Official speed 84.75 wpm (57.91 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 17, 2020 6:50:46pm UTC
Race Finish March 17, 2020 6:51:44pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. antokben (79.29 wpm)
4. kingozymandias2 (74.16 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 104.53
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.