Joshua (jefry1217)

Race #1628

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Official speed 84.48 wpm (53.27 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 30, 2018 5:54:45am UTC
Race Finish December 30, 2018 5:55:38am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. rportnoy (93.81 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 104.19
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.