Andrew (vanilla51111)

Race #1617

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Official speed 112.44 wpm (43.12 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 14, 2017 11:15:21am UTC
Race Finish November 14, 2017 11:16:04am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. darkretail (104.93 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 134.93
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...