ace (pressctrlandw)

Race #161

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Official speed 71.42 wpm (52.42 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 13, 2021 5:34:41am UTC
Race Finish July 13, 2021 5:35:34am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 3. griv (79.94 wpm)
5. nilb (66.77 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 70.23
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.