JimBobTimmyJack (og_lemon)

Race #160

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Official speed 111.69 wpm (43.41 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 17, 2019 4:56:40am UTC
Race Finish August 17, 2019 4:57:23am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. flexlord1 (137.57 wpm)
3. leasophie (88.71 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 134.02
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...