View Pit Stop page for race #160 by milkoreo — Ghost race
View profile for yall slow af (milkoreo)
| Official speed | 74.00 wpm (85.30 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 22, 2019 7:47:23pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 22, 2019 7:48:48pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. l502x (95.45 wpm) 3. mich3lleeann (66.30 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 108.53 |
| Text | #3550709 (Length: 526 characters) Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you. |