View Pit Stop page for race #1596 by pushingbits — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 87.41 wpm (48.19 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | March 10, 2010 4:01:18pm UTC |
| Race Finish | March 10, 2010 4:02:07pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 2) |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |