Damon (newcarsmell)

Race #159

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Official speed 64.30 wpm (75.40 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 20, 2019 4:15:33am UTC
Race Finish February 20, 2019 4:16:48am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 2. mememanjeff (80.90 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 77.17
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...