Zoomer (somerandomkid76)

Race #1584

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Official speed 69.49 wpm (69.77 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 18, 2020 4:30:43am UTC
Race Finish February 18, 2020 4:31:52am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. omig (80.25 wpm)
4. nothing_is_available (54.36 wpm)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 83.38
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...