Reyque (reyquexd)

Race #1551

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Official speed 95.00 wpm (47.37 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 21, 2020 9:08:45am UTC
Race Finish April 21, 2020 9:09:32am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. azunyanraces (93.96 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 117.17
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.