Nitronium (nitronium)

Race #1547

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Official speed 107.51 wpm (45.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 28, 2020 3:21:21pm UTC
Race Finish December 28, 2020 3:22:07pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. kennylaughton (105.01 wpm)
3. primarch (93.26 wpm)
5. andien911pro (72.58 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 132.59
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.