Juggalo420queef (sacchai)

Race #1542

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Official speed 78.92 wpm (59.60 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 18, 2013 1:28:46am UTC
Race Finish March 18, 2013 1:29:45am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. lolumad111 (100.11 wpm)
2. mark40511 (91.24 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 0.00
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