Assassin4Hire (strictmath)

Race #1539

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Official speed 76.55 wpm (56.43 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 4, 2015 12:29:55pm UTC
Race Finish July 4, 2015 12:30:52pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 2. yoava333 (84.48 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
Text #400 (Length: 360 characters)

When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitchen to see if there was anything around to eat. He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found the 25-pound bag of low-fart dog biscuits the vet had prescribed for him, which had made him fart more. Even though he knew they made him fart more, he couldn't resist. He ate the entire bag.