Josef (jo5ef)

Race #1537

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Official speed 95.24 wpm (50.90 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 22, 2020 11:45:05am UTC
Race Finish January 22, 2020 11:45:56am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. useflame (89.85 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 114.28
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...