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Race #151

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Official speed 97.22 wpm (49.87 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 5, 2019 7:45:32am UTC
Race Finish June 5, 2019 7:46:22am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. vdud3 (128.64 wpm)
3. cypher_xd (91.16 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 116.66
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...