coolfission (coolfission)

Race #151

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Official speed 104.14 wpm (50.01 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 15, 2020 6:19:38pm UTC
Race Finish January 15, 2020 6:20:28pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. mcallen_tx (99.92 wpm)
3. kurruption818 (86.26 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 144.06
Text #3640484 (Length: 434 characters)

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!