Maros (wlkvr)

Race #1507

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Official speed 76.95 wpm (58.48 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 9, 2017 9:26:53pm UTC
Race Finish September 9, 2017 9:27:52pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. ruuun (87.53 wpm)
3. jackie_cogan (77.02 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 94.91
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.