JJ (jj111)

Race #1474

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Official speed 90.59 wpm (49.67 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 10, 2018 4:54:00am UTC
Race Finish December 10, 2018 4:54:50am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. qwestfinder (115.85 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 111.73
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.