View Pit Stop page for race #147 by simplexi — Ghost race
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Official speed | 111.21 wpm (37.87 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 8, 2017 1:44:26pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 8, 2017 1:45:04pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. cononcus (95.74 wpm) 3. ifeelhyper (91.79 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 124.19 |
Text | #3811330 (Length: 351 characters) Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed! |