Bremitorix (bremitorix)

Race #1437

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Official speed 115.29 wpm (42.05 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 16, 2020 3:08:12pm UTC
Race Finish August 16, 2020 3:08:54pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 4. ireallymatterr (83.44 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 138.35
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...