View Pit Stop page for race #1435 by flapjacks — Ghost race
View profile for ok i don't have the patience for this (flapjacks)
| Official speed | 106.81 wpm (59.10 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | January 24, 2020 11:28:17pm UTC |
| Race Finish | January 24, 2020 11:29:17pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 2) |
| Opponents |
1. lackoflift (108.10 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 188.70 |
| Text | #3811327 (Length: 526 characters) It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else! |