Juggalo420queef (sacchai)

Race #1427

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Official speed 79.82 wpm (70.51 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 3, 2013 6:26:13am UTC
Race Finish March 3, 2013 6:27:24am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. pd_snipe (69.35 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
Text #219 (Length: 469 characters)

A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. Then, one day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.