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Race #1423

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Official speed 92.36 wpm (52.49 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 26, 2019 11:47:11am UTC
Race Finish July 26, 2019 11:48:04am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. xerxony (96.14 wpm)
4. ubulin (83.31 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 110.83
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...