View Pit Stop page for race #1420 by oily — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 100.42 wpm (48.87 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | November 18, 2018 1:13:53am UTC |
| Race Finish | November 18, 2018 1:14:42am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
3. omegaman (70.12 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 123.85 |
| Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |