pee (peethedestroyer)

Race #142

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Official speed 96.38 wpm (50.30 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 31, 2019 4:20:01am UTC
Race Finish October 31, 2019 4:20:51am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. scint (118.67 wpm)
2. boy_314 (104.64 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 115.66
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...