View Pit Stop page for race #14075 by gigadelic — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 94.27 wpm (44.68 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 9, 2022 3:25:37pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 9, 2022 3:26:21pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Opponents |
2. snittch (87.75 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 97.42 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |