View Pit Stop page for race #1401 by flapjacks — Ghost race
View profile for ok i don't have the patience for this (flapjacks)
| Official speed | 104.39 wpm (53.68 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | January 24, 2020 10:56:35pm UTC |
| Race Finish | January 24, 2020 10:57:29pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
| Opponents |
1. poem (118.93 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 154.84 |
| Text | #3641071 (Length: 467 characters) People want to like who they're voting for. People thought Al Gore was a big stiff until he stuck his tongue down Tipper's throat. They put George W. in office because he and Laura seemed like a fun couple to have a beer with. People have to want to invite you in for dinner. Right now, you and your wife are standing in their doorway, three feet apart, not looking at each other, letting in the cold air. That's why you lost Iowa. It's why you'll lose New Hampshire. |