View Pit Stop page for race #139 by kdcx — Ghost race
Official speed | 65.85 wpm (63.96 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 3, 2016 8:53:43pm UTC |
Race Finish | April 3, 2016 8:54:47pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
Accuracy | 94.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |