View Pit Stop page for race #1383 by clever_usename — Ghost race
View profile for Jared (clever_usename)
Official speed | 57.62 wpm (73.10 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 31, 2021 4:10:01am UTC |
Race Finish | March 31, 2021 4:11:14am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 59.54 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |