View Pit Stop page for race #13775 by mattbierwirth — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 111.91 wpm (37.64 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | March 8, 2018 9:08:29pm UTC |
| Race Finish | March 8, 2018 9:09:07pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 2) |
| Opponents |
1. guppypuppy (111.94 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 115.64 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |