View Pit Stop page for race #134 by jangofango — Ghost race
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Official speed | 88.13 wpm (47.79 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 20, 2016 9:17:33pm UTC |
Race Finish | January 20, 2016 9:18:21pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. jcpopp (94.59 wpm) |
Accuracy | 93.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |