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Race #134

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Official speed 50.39 wpm (83.59 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 28, 2019 8:40:00pm UTC
Race Finish March 28, 2019 8:41:24pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. doffbatz (49.87 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 52.07
Text #392 (Length: 351 characters)

Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.