View Pit Stop page for race #134 by flapk — Ghost race
Official speed | 50.39 wpm (83.59 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 28, 2019 8:40:00pm UTC |
Race Finish | March 28, 2019 8:41:24pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Opponents |
2. doffbatz (49.87 wpm) |
Accuracy | 94.0% |
Points | 52.07 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |