View Pit Stop page for race #1339 by sapient — Ghost race
View profile for Michael (sapient)
| Official speed | 90.57 wpm (54.19 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | March 7, 2023 8:29:57pm UTC |
| Race Finish | March 7, 2023 8:30:51pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
3. flamingfalcon (68.92 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 111.71 |
| Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |