Valuxis (valuxis)

Race #133

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Official speed 48.26 wpm (93.24 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 18, 2018 3:54:22pm UTC
Race Finish June 18, 2018 3:55:55pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 3. alexsanderror (48.73 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 59.52
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.