paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Race #132881

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Official speed 104.89 wpm (57.09 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 3, 2017 11:14:05pm UTC
Race Finish October 3, 2017 11:15:03pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Opponents 1. grotariu2 (120.92 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 162.58
Text #3811087 (Length: 499 characters)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.