View Pit Stop page for race #132 by kikari — Ghost race
View profile for Jeremiah (kikari)
Official speed | 86.48 wpm (56.75 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | February 16, 2017 1:10:30am UTC |
Race Finish | February 16, 2017 1:11:27am UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. bb__ (99.98 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |