View Pit Stop page for race #1315 by lilpengu — Ghost race
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Official speed | 81.05 wpm (51.97 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 14, 2021 6:33:35am UTC |
Race Finish | May 14, 2021 6:34:27am UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. heclord (92.16 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 83.75 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |