Josiah (jojobaphobe)

Race #1308

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Official speed 90.81 wpm (42.95 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 2, 2020 5:02:56pm UTC
Race Finish April 2, 2020 5:03:39pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 78.70
Text #3811329 (Length: 325 characters)

I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.