TerribleTypissed (terrible_typist)

Race #1304

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Official speed 85.04 wpm (52.92 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 7, 2019 6:10:24am UTC
Race Finish September 7, 2019 6:11:17am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. ehj53 (109.95 wpm)
2. agenttyty (102.27 wpm)
3. sdun (94.02 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 104.89
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.