View Pit Stop page for race #1302 by earwax — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 94.91 wpm (51.08 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 1, 2018 10:36:47am UTC |
| Race Finish | September 1, 2018 10:37:38am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. butteronbread (90.42 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 113.89 |
| Text | #3640522 (Length: 404 characters) Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay... |